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malikmydick:

6 selfies of me being sexy as hell

trentofsky:

there’s something really gay about two men having sex with each other

wifiashton:

twitter fans and tumblr fans are like two different species

pizzaight:

netflix-official:

whoever made this post got over 5k notes by writing turnt on friggin paint

You got a problem with that?

pizzaight:

netflix-official:

whoever made this post got over 5k notes by writing turnt on friggin paint

You got a problem with that?

engulfedinfire said: Oh please, you are incredibly attractive!

I’m really not that attractive….

harrystylesdildo:

Getting a birthday card from your grandma without any money in it

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lvoekat:

It’s a good time to post sneak peeks of my wedding pictures Kati Ann Photography captured ☺️📷 #kdlvoe #sandiegotemple (at 💕💍👰💑)

lvoekat:

It’s a good time to post sneak peeks of my wedding pictures Kati Ann Photography captured ☺️📷 #kdlvoe #sandiegotemple (at 💕💍👰💑)

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themeaninginmusic:

fartgallery:

god dammit i fell off the bus with my groceries when i was getting out and my bag broke and the bus ran over my lettuce fml my life

fml = fuck my lettuce

YOU KEEP YOUR GENITALS AWAY FROM MY DEAD LETTUCE

durbikins:

…sorry that your bitch asses came into my house uninvited

postllimit:

imagine playing this and getting to say “SHREKMATE”

postllimit:

imagine playing this and getting to say “SHREKMATE”