there’s something really gay about two men having sex with each other
twitter fans and tumblr fans are like two different species
whoever made this post got over 5k notes by writing turnt on friggin paint
You got a problem with that?
I’m really not that attractive….
Getting a birthday card from your grandma without any money in it
It’s a good time to post sneak peeks of my wedding pictures Kati Ann Photography captured ☺️📷 #kdlvoe #sandiegotemple (at 💕💍👰💑)
god dammit i fell off the bus with my groceries when i was getting out and my bag broke and the bus ran over my lettuce fml my life
fml = fuck my lettuce
YOU KEEP YOUR GENITALS AWAY FROM MY DEAD LETTUCE
…sorry that your bitch asses came into my house uninvited
imagine playing this and getting to say “SHREKMATE”